It’s not a belly, it’s just a full love tank!
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Do you drink?
Willing to relocate?
Sure, why not
Do you have children?
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4 Yr College Degree
badminton, skiing, movies, travelling
IÃÂm genuinely looking for new friends and exploring where that goes. I visit the US twice a year (specifically Oklahoma) and would like to make some more American friends. Sorry no one from the Philippines ... too far away!
- I laugh at my own jokes so you dont have too (im considerate like that)
- Have pioneered the art of burning water and smoke alarms going off as I enter the kitchen
- I love things with buttons (not the sort you do up your cardi with!)
- Genuinely nice guy (at least the people i paid to say that agree)
- Complete geek, I get excited when a marvel movie comes out
- Im Dyslexic so please dont make me sing 'ol mcdonald' I get very confused with e i e i o
- I still have my own teeth
- Im as faithful as a stinky f**t, i constantly hang around
- I tend to buy presents for people (even if you dont want them)
- I've lived in Glasgow, Edinburgh and London and visited everywhere in between, living back in Belfast now
- Distance doesnt bother me, happy to speak to people from all over
- I've visited an orphanage in Ukraine 13 times
- Skiing (mostly backwards but soon i will conquer going forwards!)
- Rugby (watching not playing, im broken enough)
- Eating (FEED ME!!)
- hugs (HUG ME!)
- small furry creatures
- Game of thrones (poor Theon Greyjoy!)
- neck and back rubs
- Laughing so hard im verging on a blood clot in my lung
- Nice smiles (i kinda go all gaga when i see a nice smile and thats not lady gaga, i dont dress in strange outfits and drink wine out of a silver plated bowl)
- Warm summer days
- Outdoors (meaning i like to be outside rather than looking out the window and thinking hmm... my... outside is nice)
- smoking/vaping (this goes beyond dislike)
- endless dating
- endless texting and emailing without dating
- "I'm not ready for a commitment"
- Mushrooms (just no!)
- TOWIE (this show makes me weep for the human race)
Im not exactly sure where this drivel is going but get in touch if I sound like someone who tickles your tickly bits!
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